Are you enjoying Obama’s “Summer of Recovery” with the exercises in:
futility of staving off foreclosures,
searching for employment in a vaporizing job market,
pondering the doubling of their health insurance premiums under ObamaCare™, or
the fuzzy math ricocheting around their heads of the consequences of living in a country that owes more money than it can generate.
This truly is a “Summer of Recovery,” even if it is limited to the docilely psychotic.
Below you will find 5 multiple choice questions that will ascertain their (the geniuses that pervades 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue) political, economic, psychological, and horse-sense acuity.........
1. From the www.whitehouse.gov website, “This summer is sure to be a Summer of Economic Recovery.” With an aggressively revised GDP downgraded to 1.6%, and a Barack Obama economy that has shed 283,000 jobs during the “Summer of Economic Recovery,” Barack Obama wants you to believe that the economy is in the joyous throes of a robust recovery. In light of the aforementioned lugubrious information, Obama’s statement, “I have never been more confident that our nation is headed in the right direction,” would make him…
A. Stupid
B. Genius
C. Insane
2. Raising the minimum wage to unparalleled heights, thus causing the unemployment rate of 16-24 year olds to reach the unparalleled height of 51% (the highest since 1948), this perpetual genius economic strategy by the Democrats would make them…
A. Stupid
B. Genius
C. Insane
3. By abducting $1 trillion from the economy, distilling it through the federal government’s rapacious structure—which uses the La Cosa Nostra’s processing fee of around 50% off the top—then redistributing what is left, about half, back into the same weakened economy to repair the damage created by taking out the $1 trillion in the first place, in addition to the pre-existing damage to the economy from previous governmental policies, the Barack Obama is clearly…
A. Stupid
B. Genius
C. Insane
4. Creating an economic stratagem to operate the U.S. government with an exponentially increasing $13.4 trillion deficit in concert with exponentially decreasing revenues (this strategy is obviously based on the same strategy that is used by millions in bankruptcy courts each year), would make Barack Obama…
A. Stupid
B. Genius
C. Insane
5. Sign into law a 2500-page health care reform bill that will put 1/3 of the U.S. economy in the hands of governmental bureaucrats that have been responsible for every single economic catastrophe this country has been forced to endure, and this without ever reading a single word in the bill, and being advised by those who have not read a single word of the bill. One of America’s most cerebral political thinkers, Nancy Pelosi, considered the illuminato of common sense by all who will answer B to these questions, made these sagacious remarks to facilitate the passing of the health care reform bill: “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.” This would make Barack Obama…
A. Stupid
B. Genius
C. Insane
The results of this five-question quiz are remarkably predicable.
If you enjoy living off the fruits of others’ labor, then B would be the predicable choice, and for good reason.
If you have a solid foundation in ethics, economics, education, morals, and common sense, then A would be the predicable choice, and for good reason.
But, if you are schooled in the practice of psychology and the sciences of the mind, and can remember every failed economic policy implemented by the Democrats since the beginning of the 20th century, then C may be the predictable choice, and for good reason.