ARE GRAND CHILDREN SMARTER THESE DAYS?
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old
Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama
steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow
we have one more year of unemployment."
You know,....it really hurts when Hot coffee
spurts out your nose.