Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs...105 on this list!

Did you Know that “Obama Thinks He is the Commander and Chief”.......From the official White House transcript: “So today, I’m thankful to serve as your President and Commander-and-Chief.” ….. November 25, 2011, 6:24 pm

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“The Bomb” that fell on Pearl Harbor
“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
Another Senior Moment
ATMs Cause Unemployment
Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.
Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”
Bowls like a Special Olympian
Bows to the Chicom President
Bows to the Emperor of Japan
Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
Bows to the Saudi King
Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight
Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name
Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth
Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations
Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”
Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days
Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago
Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)
Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????
Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism
Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is
Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Great Britain and England
Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”
Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park
Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
Flips Off Her Royal Clinton
Flips Off John McCain
Flubs Town Hall Hosts’ Name
Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
Geographic Genius, NOT! Hawaii is Now In Asia. (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom
Geographic Genius, NOT! Redux. Kansas isn’t Texas, Barry.
Get Yer Keys On!
Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)
Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t
Gives the Queen an iPod
Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
Har, Har, Har, $800 BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!
Has Visited 57 States
Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering? No, Definitely NOT!
Hates Old People
How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?
Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ‘em With BS
If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic? (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)
(a) through (m) I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way. If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!
Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).
Inhaled Frequently. That was the Point.
Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”
Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
Medical Genius (Off Prompter)
Mistakes a Window for a Door
Mocks Joe the Plumber
Navy Corpse Man
Oaf of Office
Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
Omits God from Thanksgiving Day Address (Lucky Lady Apparently Blesses The Won’s House)
Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again
Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up
Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!
Proclaims Himself Commander AND Chief
Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President
Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!
Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
Sees Dead People
Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)
Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)
Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck
Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent
The Time has Changed for Come
Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word
Thinks Austrian is a Language
Thinks Europe is a Country
Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
Two Words to Define Campain 2012? ~ “Our Vision For The Future. That’s three words. Four.” (last 2 paras).
Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy
Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)
Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux
Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois
We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For
We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases ~ Um, Bernanke Disagrees
“We never need an excuse for a good party.” ~ Now Let’s Fire this Baby Up! (Obama Prematurely Celebrates Hanukkha)
When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)
Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
WTF of the Day
You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work


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