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PostSubject: Airport screening    Airport screening EmptyMon 03 Jan 2011, 1:31 pm
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3



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PostSubject: Re: Airport screening    Airport screening EmptyMon 03 Jan 2011, 2:58 pm
TLC1ST wrote:
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3




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