1. California
The state's population includes 3.2 million illegal aliens -- almost 24% of all illegal aliens in America -- have chosen the Golden State as their preferred domicile. The state spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien health care, education, welfare, other state benefits and criminal justice and more than half of the farm workers in California have no work authorization. Of course don’t forget in-state tuition for illegal aliens.

2. Montgomery Country, Maryland
The first step to getting a job is to visit a Casa De Maryland (CASA) Welcome Center. Their employment specialists help you find a job and don’t give a hoot about your legal status. They will even help you acquire an IRS-issued taxpayer identification number because, of course, you’re here illegally and not eligible for a real Social Security number. For college-bound illegal aliens, take advantage of in-state-tuition now that the state passed the Maryland Dream Act.

3. Washington State
Most states require you to present your Social Security Number (SSN) to get a valid driver’s license, Washington has made an exception. If you don’t already have a fake SSN – or aren’t “borrowing” one from a U.S. citizen – simply sign a form and bring a utility bill along to prove you’re living in the Evergreen State. Don’t have a utility bill? Washington accepts Mexican Matrícula Consular ID cards as proof of identification.

4. Chicago - All of Illinois too!
Local politicians will entice you, excuse you, and if you don’t mind terribly, use you.
Should you get jailed, no one will check your immigration status even when you’re in custody.
Chicago’s mayor, Rahm Emmanuel understands your needs; he used to be President Obama’s Chief of Staff. He’ll do what he can locally to continue the president’s agenda of dismantling of immigration enforcement
Of course you’ll be expected to vote for all these folks once they figure out a way to make you legal but you'll get used to it, *quid-pro-quo voting is a Chicago-style tradition.

5. New Haven, Connecticut
No need for a legal documents like driver’s licenses, social security card, Green Card, visa or passport; there is a card just for you. This town offers the New Haven ID cards to residents, “regardless of age or immigration status" and with this cards....you to open a bank account and deposit money from the job you’re working -- without legal authorization.
Interestingly, the New Haven ID card has embedded holograms so that no one can ever steal your identity.


*Quid Pro Quo is a Latin phrase meaning "something for something"....describing a mutual agreement between two parties in which each party provides a good or service in return for a good or service.





Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/29/illegal-aliens-guide-to-top-five-best-places-to-live-in-america/#ixzz1QrJaiS00